A place for me to bitch & complain, share stories, get input or advice. Just a place for me. Names in my blog are changed to protect the innocent and even to protect the crazy. Read, laugh, comment, criticize ~
Saturday, April 10, 2010
So, I've decided that the 17-1/2 years worth of unbelievable, embarrassing, pathetic and hilarious stories I want to share that involve my ex's-ex and my ex's-mother are waaaaaaaaaaaay too long for a single blog post. Of course they are too long. Its 17 years worth! What was I thinking? So, I have decided to tell them in installments. I was thinking that since my ex's-ex is on her ELEVENTH hubby ~ (hereafter referred to as h11 and yes. I said ELEVEN. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,ELEVEN - in 17 years. And no. NONE of the hubby's were my hubby) ~ that I'd separate each story by marriage/hubby. Probably by color too - just to make it fun! In order to tell the wedding dress story; I'd have to jump to hubby #5 (hereafter referred to as h5) so I have decided that I will write about that when I get to the 5th installment. In the meantime, I'll get to work on installment #1 unless my memory fails me - I am OLD after all! Okay, maybe not so much but hubby #1 (hereafter referred to as h1) was a long time ago!
So this is me:
I am a SINGLE MOM & full-time COLLEGE STUDENT. I have an EX-HUSBAND so that means I also deal with a DEADBEAT DAD, three TEENAGERS that include a SPECIAL NEEDS CHILD, a TEENAGE GIRL that I swear is the devil's pride & joy spawn and a STEPCHILD (and his mother) which means I have a ton of stories. I have a DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY, and DISRESPECTFUL NEIGHBORS from hell ~ so I have a LOT of bitching and complaining to do! Which I will get right to, tomorrow ~ hey, I have school in the morning!
DAKOTA: 15 1/2 years old. My youngest son. Dakota has autism but he is my pride & joy. RAYE: 17 years old (and going on 21). My middle child and only daughter. She's the devils spawn but I love her more than life itself.
JORDAN: 18 years old. My oldest son. Technically my "stepson" for all you INSECURE people out there...you know who you are. He currently lives in another state and I miss him so much! BLUE: Raye's boyfriend/ex-boyfriend/boyfriend/ex-boyfriend/boyfriend (status subject to change on an hourly basis).
DBD: Dead Beat Dad. Enough said.
MOTHER: My mother. (crazy creative eh?)
MARIE: My niece. (My oldest brother's daughter).
REGINA: My sister-in-law. Oldest brother's fiance.