Saturday, April 10, 2010


So, I've decided that the 17-1/2 years worth of unbelievable, embarrassing, pathetic and hilarious stories I want to share that involve my ex's-ex and my ex's-mother are waaaaaaaaaaaay too long for a single blog post. Of course they are too long. Its 17 years worth! What was I thinking? So, I have decided to tell them in installments. I was thinking that since my ex's-ex is on her ELEVENTH hubby ~ (hereafter referred to as h11 and yes. I said ELEVEN. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,ELEVEN - in 17 years. And no. NONE of the hubby's were my hubby) ~ that I'd separate each story by marriage/hubby. Probably by color too - just to make it fun! In order to tell the wedding dress story; I'd have to jump to hubby #5 (hereafter referred to as h5) so I have decided that I will write about that when I get to the 5th installment. In the meantime, I'll get to work on installment #1 unless my memory fails me - I am OLD after all! Okay, maybe not so much but hubby #1 (hereafter referred to as h1) was a long time ago!

1 comment:

  1. I like your Taurus picture. Very cute!
    Wow, you might want to make a who's who list for us so we don't get confused. I had to. I made it an extra page. lol