A place for me to bitch & complain, share stories, get input or advice. Just a place for me. Names in my blog are changed to protect the innocent and even to protect the crazy. Read, laugh, comment, criticize ~
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Dear speaker-box makers:
Why is it that, in all the advance technology in this day in age where one can video-chat live with people 6,000,000,000,000 miles away from them and where one's cellular phone can do everything except wash their dishes ~ why then, when I pull up to a fast food drive-thru, why am I STILL ordering thru a broken speaker that has been in place for 50 years? That neither me nor the order taker can hear a damn thing the other is saying??!! Hello shitty-speaker-box-makers ~ do you not know its 2010? Why am I still trying to order out of a crackle-y, broken, pray-they-heard-you-right speaker-box?!?!
So this is me:
I am a SINGLE MOM & full-time COLLEGE STUDENT. I have an EX-HUSBAND so that means I also deal with a DEADBEAT DAD, three TEENAGERS that include a SPECIAL NEEDS CHILD, a TEENAGE GIRL that I swear is the devil's pride & joy spawn and a STEPCHILD (and his mother) which means I have a ton of stories. I have a DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY, and DISRESPECTFUL NEIGHBORS from hell ~ so I have a LOT of bitching and complaining to do! Which I will get right to, tomorrow ~ hey, I have school in the morning!
DAKOTA: 15 1/2 years old. My youngest son. Dakota has autism but he is my pride & joy. RAYE: 17 years old (and going on 21). My middle child and only daughter. She's the devils spawn but I love her more than life itself.
JORDAN: 18 years old. My oldest son. Technically my "stepson" for all you INSECURE people out there...you know who you are. He currently lives in another state and I miss him so much! BLUE: Raye's boyfriend/ex-boyfriend/boyfriend/ex-boyfriend/boyfriend (status subject to change on an hourly basis).
DBD: Dead Beat Dad. Enough said.
MOTHER: My mother. (crazy creative eh?)
VIOLET: Aunt.
MARIE: My niece. (My oldest brother's daughter).
REGINA: My sister-in-law. Oldest brother's fiance.
Amen to this.....
ReplyDeletemuahahah love it....so true
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